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No Scrubs (Cover)

from Cover Band by Scott Stutzman

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Cover of "No Scrubs" by TLC

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When I see a scrub here's what I do.
I pinch my nose and hold my breath, peeyew!
The smell those rascals make is way more than I can take,
so I punch them in the gut and say adieu.
A scrub is such a yucky human bein'
you'll lose your appetite right when you see him.
A scrub once caught my eye and said good day as he walked by.
I promptly sprayed my lunch upon the linoleum.
Don't want no scrubs, don't want no scrubs.
Don't want no scrubs, no sir.
Don't think I'm being harsh, their brains are not as big as ours.
That's why we oughta make them go to separate schools.
If you ever chance to meet a scrub or two,
be careful since they're less evolved than you.
Our scientists are sure that scrubs are just inferior
and all agree they should be locked up in a zoo.
I hopped a train to visit the PM.
I got off at Downing Street and said to him, I said,
these scrubs have got me sore and every day there's fifty more.
He said, that's why I plan to limit immigration.
Don't want no scrubs, don't want no scrubs.
Don't want no scrubs, no sir.
Each time I see a scrub it gets my heart so riled up that I
wanna smash the windows of their businesses.
If you're a scrub, consider yourself warned,
for tonight begins an unrelenting storm.
We'll purify the earth and banish thee below the dirt
just as Our Father did four thousand years before.
Your judgment will be on the global stage
and not a single hand of protest shall be raised.
And quickly we'll erase the last vestiges of your race
until each memory is swallowed up in flames.
Don't want no scrubs, don't want no scrubs.
Don't want no scrubs, no sir.
As God reversed creation, so shall we reclaim the earth
and stoke our furnaces with the wicked and filthy;
and lo shall we cast the mold in our own terrible and righteous visage.

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from Cover Band, released April 9, 2014

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